Cast of characters in this page:
Annette WelphyAnnette Welphy is the obese, angry, elderly, and delusional wife of Thomas Welphy and adoptive mother of AC Welphy. She has two personas - a public one where she is an active and upstanding member of the community, and a private one, where she is extremely slothful, angry and abusive to her own family and immediate friends. Occasionally has dizzy spells that leave her doing strange things to her hind. Although she is elderly and obese, she employs one of the most devastating maneuvers known to mankind... the "EAT-ME-OUT-CROTCH-ROT-TORTURE-HOLD-REVERSE-PEDIGREE." Best to NOT find yourself in it. Comics: 50 |
Markio Phaggio Kowlins (Super Phaggio)A special ed bus driver/watcher who has a deep passion for elephants. And seems to be attracted to older men's asses. Comics: 22 |
Ron FouleRonald "The Cool Fool" Foule is the quintessential nerd. Tall, skinny, pale, socially awkward, questionable fashion sense, studious at schoolwork... he really only lacks thick glasses to be the full model nerd. Ronnie began his freshman year of high school continuing his odd middle school fixation with one Michael Butski. Ron was somewhat sexulaly confused, being attracted to Butski, until Butski showed him a Playboy magazine, and Ron then woke up and started developing feelings for women as well. However, he still had an odd affection for Butski, who actually did make out with him a few times... (EEWW!). Friends with Chrusher, although at times tried to prove his toughness which got the ENTIRE COMIC started via a silly high school classmate rivalry. [SPOILER ALERT: Ronald grew up to be a secretive, but productive member of society, working for his father's corporation and actually married to a stunning blonde.] Comics: 96 |
Thomas WelphyThomas is a world-renowned professor of fecal anthropology at the local University and is coprophagous, The perpetually angry father of Adam "A.C." Welphy (one of Chrusher & Musher's friends) has a serious problem with gas and explosive diarrhea, which he uses as a weapon. But sometimes... weapons can get out of control.... Comics: 55 |
A Very Welphy Christmas (Annual) - "Ultra Thin Condoms And Forkbies | ChrusherComix Holiday Special" | ||
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As the Dark Conquerors pummel their enemies, rendering them into ruined, barely alive zombies at the Hospital, The Welphys enter the picture. Elderly, obese, cantankerous, abusive, hateful, two-faced coprophiliacs... the Welphy family take the ChrusherComix Universe to all-new lows. Don't believe me? Just read it. Stain your eyes for good. And watch Scott Gagnon laugh his ass off over it!