RaYzor can never get enough beating on Ron Foule.

Dark Conquerors #3 – Meet The Welphys (1997-01-05)

As the Dark Conquerors pummel their enemies, rendering them into ruined, barely alive zombies at the Oswegonian Hospital, The Welphys enter the picture. Elderly, obese, coprophilias, cantankerous, abusive, hateful, two-faced… the Welphy family take the ChrusherComix Universe to all-new lows. Don’t believe me? Just read it. Stain your eyes for good.

Written & Illustrated by Christopher Galletta Stevens; Created – 1997, Colored – 2006