New Welf Members Try Get Free Butski From Hole | Hitman vs. Welforce (1989)
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Chace Kristoph (formerly known as Chris "Crusher" Stevenson) is the main protagonist of this comic book and graphic novel. Hurled into the spotlight unwittingly, as he was just a regular, every day, normal high school freshman in Oswegonia, a childish game of one-upmanship between he, Mike Butski and Ron Foule became a full-fledged grudge match as time went on. Formed The Conquerors, a group of good ol' boy high schoolers of all stripes against mischievous, trouble-making classmates and later on, corrupt teachers. Raised by his mom and adoptive uncle Wesley "TrOgre" Stevenson (who he believed was his father for years, as his father was killed in Southeast Asia when he was a youth), he received a ruby-bloodstone crucifix from his grandfather which was apparently the induction into a mystic group of vigilantes known as the Chr'shr, a secret group of justice-seeking vigilantes that work outside of the restrictions of law in cases of criminals who also operate as otherwise untouchable by the law (or in control of it). His character the straight man amidst the craziness of the rest of the book, but often getting dragged into and joining the craziness of those around him. Strong moral fiber, intelligent, athletic, trained and highly-skilled in several martial arts, Chrusher later on becomes a private detective with a background in Forensic science and a skill at forensic art, while secretly being a member of the Ch'Shr secret society of vigilantes.
Ian is a mathematical genius. Referred to as a human calculator, he often can solve any equation in his own mind before an average person can with a calculator. Due to this, he skipped two grades in public school. Being younger, more immature and far weaker than most of his classmates, he was a bit of an introverted, quiet nerd until he was recruited into Welforce by Foule and Butski. Once in Welforce, it was apparent that the other members were truly incompetent with stunningly low-IQ and sorry cognitive skills. Ian's confidence started showing, as by year two, he went from the quiet strategist on the side to the full-fledged leader, and led Welforce to it's 1st victory over the Conquerors in Chrusher's absence. He developed a dark side in this period, frustrated that he was unable to score with hot chicks and as a firm believer in gay rights (before they were championed by the mainstream media and progressive socialists), even experimented with gay activities with Foule and Butski. Heartbroken that a chick that he was in puppy love with was in love with Chrusher, it fueled his anger and he became more obsessed with defeating the Conquerors. After high school, he joined the Navy and attempted to defeat RaYzor and Chrusher a handful of times, but lost. Chrusher believed that Ian buried the hatchet and they were to be friends, but losing his faith in God during college, he became an atheist evangelist of sorts, which again fanned the flames of his anger issues. Following his father's footsteps, he has become a Nuclaer Engineer. His brother is Eric "Babs" Babblet, who is good friends with Chrusher, much to Ian's dismay. He has been lurking in the background for years, apparently waiting to strike.
A nerdy lad who was recruited into Welforce, but is a background fodder/pawn.
Michael "Misfit Biscuit" Butski is an extremely odd fellow - and the 1st character ever created in the ChrusherComix universe. Star of the long-lost "Misadventures of Mike Butski" comic (that was confiscated by middle school teachers in 1987), he was then the 2nd character ever seen in Classic ChrusherComix #1, fighting off the advances of the sexually confused Ronald Foule. Usually clad in his nerdy taped-up glasses, beige/tan cowboy/polo shirt, and army green pants, and a thin layer of filth, dirt and grime, he is unmistakable with giant cheeks and a shit-eating grin when he's up to something. Apparently comes from a middle-class rural farmer/hunter family (although never seen), yet is a complete and total scrounge who scavenges everything and anything he can. Claims to have sweet motorbikes, ATVs and expensive BMX bicycles that he claims are expensive (yet nobody ever does see him in them). In other words, he looks dirt poor, claims that his family is well-off, but he's kind of a welfare fraud and notorious cheat either way. Borrows (without ever repaying), looks like a street kid (but apparently lives in a nice-sized family home), and steals from charity donation bins. Claims to score with hot chicks, yet nobody ever sees him with any. He is the friend of Chrusher, yet his dishonest scrounging sometimes puts him at odds with Crush. When caught stealing from the Charity boxes, he was recruited into Welforce, he began a longstanding rivalry with Crusher's justice-seeking, amatuer high school vigilante group - the Conquerors.
RaYzor "Hitman" Cadildo (or is it Constipatello?) is one of Crusher's oldest friends. As a young lad, he watched many pro-wrestling matches and became a fan of characters such as Shawn Michaels, Bret "Hitman" Hart, and Razor Ramon (Gee... I mean, he ripped off their names). Known as being a very outgoing extrovert, he is somewhat less known for the truth that he is a master of manipulation. He was champion pro-wrestler in his elementary school playground championships, and held the title throughout Middle School via conniving cheating and self-disqualification to preserve his title. When first hearing Guns n' Roses, he knew his goal in life was to grow his hair long and rule. Proficient at wrestling, an avid musician, and good with computor mashines, he set upon that path. [SPOILERS: RaYzor was recruited into Welforce by default - he was simply hiding in a Charity Donation box when Butski stumbled upon him. He was getting picked on by on-again/off-again friend, Conqueror Chris "Crasher" Chassis and had enough. He snapped. It began a long rise from lowly Welforce agent to the conspired defeat and hospitalization of Crasher, the betrayal of Welforce, and joining the Conquerors, blaming Crasher's coma on Ron Foule. He later on set his sights on Chrusher's leadership of the Conquerors, but led the team in to utter failure in their 1st loss to Welforce, and the rest of the team mutinied him. Chrusher's return saw Ray completely snap and be institutionalized, where he met people who resembled his idols. Chrusher later on forgave RaYzor for his crimes and Ray stayed in the Conquerors when the rest of the group quit. Ray has been a Conqueror ever since.]
. We have an extensive collection of DVDs to every race since mid-2005 and every Annual Galletta's Go-Kart Klassic since 1999, with many of these races also documented via highlights on YouTube and Chris' personal YouTube channel since 2007. We have a ton of fun, and it shows in our website and YouTube videos. The author is a multi-time champion, one of the all-time winningest drivers in Oswego County, and and will defeat you. Don't believe him? Bring it, son. See you there!" width="540" height="52" hspace="3" vspace="3">
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