Keeping in the spirit of ads in comic books, here is a Faux Ad for non-existing 8-bit Nintendo Entertainment System [NES] and Sega Master System [SMS?] Games that I made up in one of my goofy 14-year-old moods. Was a huge gamer back then. My wife, my day job and kids shut that part of me down and I have too many other hobbies to stay in it.

Time to Rake Myself - ChrusherComix 1988 photo 1988-11-29-Time-To-Rake-Myself.jpg

The Madness of the Teenage Mutant Raking Cow Continues … but PHOTOBUCKET SUCKS ANU$! – ChrusherComix Classics #2 1988

1988-10-01-Crusher-Comics-Classic-2-A-Cow's-Fury CLASSIC CHRUSHERCOMIX #2 – Teenage Mutant Raking Cow!

“Chrusher” must face the crazed student known as Scott “The Cow” – and the madness of his lethal rakes. Yes, I said rakes. But Cow is not the only foe that is lurking… a powerful enemy with an insatiable desire for inflicting pain is waiting in the wings for violent revenge! A digitally re-mastered collection of the “Chris’ Crusher Comics” Mini-Issues #4-6 from 1988 printed for the very first time!

It is the year 1988, and a heroic young lad nicknamed “Chrusher” must face friends, foes, nerds, misfits, bullies, people of alternate lifestyle choices, and corrupt faculty members in his quest for normalcy and justice in a small but strange high school. That, um, will not happen in this book. This story is ****ed. (Please advise, this comic is suitable only for 14-and-up. I’d say higher, but a 14-year-old wrote and drew it).

Available in-print at Indy Planet!

Page originally from 1988, remastered in 2011.