Author: Christopher Galletta Stevens

Husband, father, son, brother, uncle, cousin, small business owner/operator, sushi chef, champion karter, OCD collector/hobbyist, writer, artist, cartoonist, and much more.

The Adventures of Towner & Friends – Kid Friendly Comics [Rated G]

Posted on May 22, 2002 by Christopher Galletta Stevens

  Welcome to the little-brother comic of ChrusherComix. Imagine if some of the zanier characters from the ChrusherComix Universe were put in a time-warp, adult-humor, mature situations and violence filtered out, and properly infused with Calvin and Hobbes DNA. What
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The Defecation of Elephantitus | The RaYzor’s Edge #4 [Rated PG-13]

Posted on March 7, 1998 by Christopher Galletta Stevens

As the battle rages on between the united clans of a possessed Bastard Bucky’s Lunaticial Forces against at first Scott “The Cow” Gagnoni and then the Mighty Ricktor “Equalizer” Eicholzerson,the possession of a far stronger and more powerful body than
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Clogged Butts & Lunaticials | The RaYzor’s Edge #3 [Rated PG-13]

Posted on January 1, 1998 by Christopher Galletta Stevens

The Lunaticials have arrived. So have some very angry, low-blood sugar, fence-post-up-the-@$$ Welphys. Not to mention a roadkill-(zombie?) Ronald Foule. Suddenly, a karting event turns into a giant bruhaha involving Conquerors Chrusher, Musher, RaYzor, Ricktor, and Overlord Cow in the middle
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The Arrival of the Lunaticials | RaYzor’s Edge #2 [Rated PG-13]

Posted on November 1, 1997 by Christopher Galletta Stevens

In the wake of the continuing rivalry between Chrusher’s friends Keith “Slasher” Clarkson and Ray “RaYzor” Cadildo coming to a head of an ugly confrontation, a padded short bus crashes on a nearby countryside road. What emerges from the bus
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“Meet The Welphys!” | The Dark Conquerors #3 [Rated PG-13]

Posted on August 26, 1996 by Christopher Galletta Stevens

As the Dark Conquerors pummel their enemies, rendering them into ruined, barely alive zombies at the Oswegonian Hospital, The Welphys enter the picture. Elderly, obese, coprophilias, cantankerous, abusive, hateful, two-faced… the Welphy family take the ChrusherComix Universe to all-new lows. Don’t
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10-Minute Quickie #2 – The Red-Nutted Ruler Cometh… [Rated R]

Posted on June 30, 1996 by Christopher Galletta Stevens

Dan did something nobody has done in hundreds of pages… DEFEAT EVERY SINGLE CONQUEROR! Dammit, Dan, save some for the rest of them…

Heroes Turn Heel — Dark Conquerors #1 (Quickie-Comic Series) [Rated PG-13]

Posted on June 1, 1996 by Christopher Galletta Stevens

“What started as a joke has now become a disaster.” [AUTHOR’S NOTE: These comics were drawn as a goof with a beer buzz in 10 minutes or less after going to the local Speedway, watching too much WWF/WWE and playing
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The Return of Crusher Mini-Series [Rated PG-13]

Posted on December 27, 1994 by Christopher Galletta Stevens

The Return of Crusher #1: “The Scourge of The Scovillian” ChrusherComix (Christopher’s Crusher Comics) has returned after a few years on hiatus, and has been kidnapped by his fellow high school vigilante from a neighboring school. But why would his good
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Wesley The TrOgre’s Soundtrack’s Read-Along Storybook [Rated R]

Posted on February 2, 1994 by Christopher Galletta Stevens

A perverse side-story in the ChrusherComix Universe. Chrusher’s father Wesley has become increasingly insane and is abusively trying to kick them out of the house after they graduated from high school. Chrusher, his brother, and the Conquerors respond in kind
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ChrusherComix Year IV: Senior Year High School Finale [Rated PG-13]

Posted on October 1, 1991 by Christopher Galletta Stevens

Chrusher and friends enter their senior year of High School — and no, they are not high, but certainly seem like it. The craziness continues, but the stakes get higher. A new, rival faction debuts in the comic, similar to
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